Hey kids, take in and enjoy the majesty that is this week’s Your Week in Porn. It’s the last one like it, and next week we unveil Your Week in Porn v2.0.
This week: Have you wondered what kind of underwear the women of Doctor Who wear? This guy has. People read the Suicide Girls comic just for the storyline. Speaking of publications people make excuses for reading, Playmate ditches nuptials to Hugh Hefner.
Court rules a woman can watch porn and masturbate at work — and lives nowhere in the San …

This week: Ewoks gone wild. Middle aged men still pretending to be hot women on the Internet. Politicians in New York tackle the hard choices of the day, decides that lap dances are subject to sales taxes.
Forget everything you know about tree-hugging, Gaia-loving hippies. Apparently, they’re hot, photovoltaic bikini-wearing models, not patchouli-smelling, dreadlock-wearing political science majors.
Embarrassing: having your login and password hacked on Pron.com. Priceless: comparing those logins and passwords to Facebook, and if they match, letting everyone know about your porn watching habits.
Yub nub means “sex offender list” in …

This week: Occupational health and safety hearings — the real sign that porn’s gone mainstream? iPhone cam girls now need to find a new line of work — Google Chat cam girls, perhaps? Small, hick town in Florida hates porn as much as they love crystal meth.
Hey kids, be glad you were born now, with your porn on the internets. If you were born 50 years ago, you’d get your rocks off with porn novels — and it’s not like they made Cliff’s Notes for them.
iPhone cam girl service goes …

This week: The big V says “Yes, yes,” to contract girls (again). That Bin Laden “parody” you’ve been waiting for? It’s on. Oh, you weren’t waiting for it? ExtenZe, apparently, works. Who the fuck would have thought?
Poobahs of good taste Girls Gone Wild crowns the “Drunkest Sorority Famewhore in America” “Hottest Girl in America.”
Lars von Trier claims Kristen Dunst and Charlotte Gainsbourg are ready for their hardcore close-ups. Que the inevitable publicity grab from porn companies in three, two, one…
Navy SEALs find porn in Bin Laden’s Pakistan hideout, probably in …