This week: Occupational health and safety hearings — the real sign that porn’s gone mainstream? iPhone cam girls now need to find a new line of work — Google Chat cam girls, perhaps? Small, hick town in Florida hates porn as much as they love crystal meth.
Hey kids, be glad you were born now, with your porn on the internets. If you were born 50 years ago, you’d get your rocks off with porn novels — and it’s not like they made Cliff’s Notes for them.
iPhone cam girl service goes …

This week: Men want to bedazzle their junk too. (Wait, what?) Christina Hendricks says they’re all real. Which just fine with me. Utah proves, once again, why they’re just a burqa away from being the Afghanistan of America — and by Afghanistan, I mean someplace no one wants to visit.
This ain’t no over the shoulder boulder holster. It’s a holster for small .380 automatics and small revolvers. I’m sure there’s a kink for this somewhere in Japan.
If hot, sweaty men grappling each other in their underwear isn’t a reason to …

This week: The big V says “Yes, yes,” to contract girls (again). That Bin Laden “parody” you’ve been waiting for? It’s on. Oh, you weren’t waiting for it? ExtenZe, apparently, works. Who the fuck would have thought?
Poobahs of good taste Girls Gone Wild crowns the “Drunkest Sorority Famewhore in America” “Hottest Girl in America.”
Lars von Trier claims Kristen Dunst and Charlotte Gainsbourg are ready for their hardcore close-ups. Que the inevitable publicity grab from porn companies in three, two, one…
Navy SEALs find porn in Bin Laden’s Pakistan hideout, probably in …